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ilovemichaelsheen:

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

this is a problem for me

ilovemichaelsheen:

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

this is a problem for me

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antisoft:

The thicker my eyebrows are the stronger I am as a human and an entity

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who do u think u are

the-fiction-of-the-fix:

yuuuup

this girl is my everything

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the-fiction-of-the-fix:

so, ok, kelly osbourne is making a plus size clothing line? after smack-talking every female celebrity who’s dared to gain weight and still appear in public? capitalizing on the people whose bodies you regularly smack-talk? come on, girl.

kelly “i’m gonna call christina aguilera a fatty mcfatterson because she called me fatty fatty hamburger patty once and that makes it okay because she was mean first” osbourne #whatever