February 2011
40 posts
January 2011
53 posts
watching 30 rock, looking at pictures of tina fey...
i’d say this is the best moment of my life.
“I just ate some EasyMac that expired in ‘04. Is that baaaad? (sung)”
– Text from my dad just now. RIDIC.
P.S. he’s singing this:
(via ohlivyuhuxtable)
and now, for this.
by chance, i stumbled upon a few tumblr pages about weight loss. personally, this is not the place i’d broadcast my body issues for the public to see, but whatever works for you.
what was really unfortunate/shocking to me was to see that one girl, at a height of five-foot-four, had a goal weight of 95 pounds. that’s no good, miss. i don’t want to point out any blogs here...
Watchjoberholtzer:
lovecraft:
this. whenever i need it.
sent to me by my sister who did not forsee that i might use it as visual benzo
Thank you! If this doesn’t lighten your day, nothing will.
I demand that this be shown to every single person on this earth. We will finally know peace.
you know what's the worst? i'll tell ya. on tv...
Watchenelson566:
I’m being musical today! I wish I was a better singer. oh well. I’m going to upload another one of me playing the harmonica tomorrowzz
This is my friend Hugene. I can understand that after watching this you’ll probably want to kiss him many times upon his face, so to expedite the process, please see to it that your Application for Kisstimes is sent to me for approval....
bukowski and i are here to make you feel sad.
225 days under grass
and you know more than I.
they have long taken your blood,
you are a dry stick in a basket.
is this how it works?
in this room
the hours of love
still make shadows.
when you left
you took almost
everything.
I kneel in the nights
before tigers
that will not let me be.
what you were
will not happen again.
the tigers have found me
and I do not care.
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I think we can all agree that Donnie Darko is a...
ANNE. HATHAWAY. NO. WAY.
I don’t even want to get into this because I will probably cry, but Catwoman is a HORRIBLE choice and casting Anne HathaFART is an even horribler one.
Is this real life? Why would you do this, Nolan?
“It’s hard to keep friendships these days. I guess people think it’s okay to...”
– Megan Fox (via meganfoxxxdaily)
For $25,000 you can buy the identity of Banksy.
thecomedystore:
(ed.) Update: here it is: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem=&item=260720844294#ht_500wt_1156
(ed.) Update: bid ending tomorrow and bid goes up to US $999,999.00 at the moment.
AIN’T NO GEMINI.
that awkward moment when your mom asks you how you...
littlefeufollet:
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